stoner convos

Carly, Simon & Garfunkel are sitting at a table. Simon & Garfunkel are stoned. Carly is looking through an Astrology book.

C: Oh, it tells you your stone!

S: what??! it tells you we’re stoned? how did it know?

C: No, it tells you your stone.

S&G sit silently.

-TEN MINUTES LATER-

S&G: OOOOHHHH, IT TELLS YOU YOUR STONE! like a birth stone!!

endcredits.

*names have been changed to protect the retarded.

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