this morning i was lying in bed staring at the ceiling as this cluster of thoughts came flooding in: Man, i really want to find a sexy asian man, prefereably a teacher. i should get a degree in teaching, i wonder if i can get a grant somewhere, or maybe i can just rack up the tuition on a bunch of credit cards….and live off some gift cards. i wonder if it’s true that asians have small dicks. i’ve never been with an asian guy. do they have small dicks? if so, i can probably put some dick growing juice in his coffee everyday, i can get one of those spy watches like the one in Mission Impossible and squirt the stuff in his drink while he’s reading the paper. well, as long as i get off, am i right?! i kinda like babies too, maybe i can be one of those chicks that puts that clear alien snot on bellies to see what’s going on inside. “hey look, your dumb baby is STILL doing nothing!” i wonder if babies get tired of being hunched over and smushed in that stuff that looks like pink fiberglass insulation? Stupid babies. eh, fuck it all, i’ll just go to a movie.