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December 2011
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I eat your latkes.
– Daniel Day Jewish (via davidfuternick)
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stoner convos
Carly, Simon & Garfunkel are sitting at a table. Simon & Garfunkel are stoned. Carly is looking through an Astrology book.
C: Oh, it tells you your stone!
S: what??! it tells you we’re stoned? how did it know?
C: No, it tells you your stone.
S&G sit silently.
-TEN MINUTES LATER-
S&G: OOOOHHHH, IT TELLS YOU YOUR STONE! like a birth stone!!
endcredits.
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November 2011
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